Wednesday, March 20, 2013

March 20, 2013: What an Outrage

On an extremely hot summer day, Taylor Swift was on her way to rehearsal for her performance that night. It was important because she needed the rehearsal to prepare for the kickoff of her new tour. After all, this night's performance was the first one of the tour and she really wanted to please her fans. Taylor was attempting to console her nerves and not paying much attention to the world around her when she came upon this massive truck. She had no idea what it was hauling and didn't care too much. However, she should have paid more attention because the truck was loaded with tarter sauce. The truck apparently was not well insulated because the heat had affected the storage of the tarter sauce. When she became closer to the truck she could tell it was leaking something but again did not know what. Just as she was driving by, the door to the truck burst open and tarter sauce came spewing out. It quickly found a spot in her convertible and all over herself. She quickly slammed on her brakes screaming at what an outrage this was. The entire scene was priceless and the media immediately started making stories. Needless to say she did not make it to her rehearsal.

This story is completely fictious and does not in any way represent reality.

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